Sock monkey doesn’t care if it’s a stereotype; he wanted to check out the bananas.

On this date in 2009: Gadgetry, in which I see how tech-riffic I am.

2008: Twilight, The Movie, in which I saw it.

2007: Fitter, in which I worked out.

2006: Chilly Afternoon Out, in which I went to the zoo.

2005: Triplets, in which I read the safety information card on an airplane.

2004: Vacation Paddling, in which I peed in a mangrove swamp and washed my feet in a toilet.

2003: Pikachu Loves Me, At Least for Now, in which I had a juvenile pedometer.

2002: Lost Weekend, in which I was under the weather.